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There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That’s why you always leave a note!
There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!
- Marry me.
- Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right.
- I care deeply for nature.
No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. I care deeply for nature.
Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Across from where? Well, what do you expect, mother? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.
- That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’
- Well, what do you expect, mother?
- Marry me.
- It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life.
- Steve Holt!
Ready, Aim, Marry Me
What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. No… but I’d like to be asked! Really? Did nothing cancel? But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore?
We just call it a sausage. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Marry me. No… but I’d like to be asked!