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A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy …

Tech March 26, 2016

Police defend use of helicopter to catch sunglasses thief

It’s only a model. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s …

Business March 26, 2016

Teen shot dead, friend wounded walking home from middle school

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her …

Politics March 26, 2016

Sunnis targeted in wave of violence across Iraq

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* …

Entertainment March 26, 2016

Copenhagen Zoo kills 4 lions, weeks after shooting giraffe

Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis …

Politics March 26, 2016

Putin speaks with Obama as Russian leader becomes ‘man of the moment’ in China

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never …

Entertainment, Politics March 26, 2016

Facebook to buy virtual reality firm Oculus VR for $2 billion

Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I dunno. …

Breaking, Business March 26, 2016

HTC One M8: The most beautiful smartphone

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity …

Business, Politics March 26, 2016

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